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Random captions whenever I get a wild hair to make them. No schedule or consistent pattern.

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I've decided to add an index of captions too.


Newest captions


Kamala Harris, Will of the People

Nemat Shafik hosts punishments for Liz Magill and Claudine Gay for "antisemitism," carried out by Neri Oxman

Alina Habba's Evidence

Brooke Jenkins, Just Ass

Daisy Ridley, Armpit Slut


Celebrity captions


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Employee of the Month

Alina Habba's Evidence

Allison Stokke, Michelle Jenneke and Ivet Lalova must obey a voice and lose their Olympic events willingly or else do so in sexually humiliating ways

Amy Coney Barrett, Hand(job)maiden

Anna Chapman was "rewarded" for her service to Russia with a new job as an oligarch's owned skank

Ariel Bloomer, Loving Herself

Brooke Jenkins, Just Ass

Cassandra Naud's Shiny New Coat

Cecilia Gaetani dell’Aquila d’Aragona is trapped and corrupted by the sexually suggestive statue "Modesty" dedicated to her by her son

Concessions for Russia (Sanna Marin, Kaja Kallas, Katrín Jakobsdóttir, Jacinda Ardern)

Daisy Ridley, Armpit Slut

Emily Yoffe's Wicked Advice

Felicia Day, Glorified Booth Babe - part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Hannah Fry's Vocal Fry - part 1part 2part 3, part 4

Heather Bresch's EpiPenis

Imogen Heap, Backup Skank - part 1, part 2

Imogen Heap's Two Moms

Jenny Slate and the World's Smallest Pussy

Jessica Chastain Reshoots: The Martian, MamaMiss Sloane

JK Rowling, Gender Expert

Judy Hsu's Bad Hair Day

Kamala Harris, Will of the People

Kara Lynn Joyce is mind-controlled by Amanda Beard into orgasming and planning to lose her Olympic swimming event

Karen Fukuhara, ARE YOU READY!?

Kayleigh McEnany does a press conference where she covers for the president's degrading hot mic comments about her by pretending they're true

Lillian Holley, Gun Moll - part 1, part 2, part 3

Lina Khan, Nosedial

Lina Khan's Nosegasm

Lisa Edelstein is blackmailed into putting on an embarrassing performance in her own house for her unknown watcher

Blessed Ludovica Albertoni trapped in her own statue, horny and unsatisfied

Mandip Gill, What You Eat

Marie Kondo's CockMari Method

Mayim Bialik, Actual Dumbass

Milana Vayntrub's 5Gs

Natalie Portman forced to promote the next Star Wars film by wearing a slave Leia costume and publicly offering herself for anything at a convention

Nancy Mace, Attention Whore

Nancy Mace - Faking It

Neera Tanden, Intern Assistant

Nena's Fuckballons

Patty Jenkins' New Direction

Rebecca Roache's Forever Fuck

Rebecca Roache's Porn Binge

Robbi Jade Lew's Bad Hand

Rochelle Walensky, Educated Ass

Sarah Yarkin Reshoots: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Tina Cervasio - Super Fan, Super Slut

Tracee Ellis Ross, Chiquita Girl


Series: Executive Orders


Where celebrity women are forced to obey executive orders that personally affect them.


Liz Mair, Talking Head

Weijia Jiang, Sick and Whorey

Katy Tur, Third Rate


Series: Royal Treatment


Where female celebrity royals find themselves in humiliating and degrading situations.


Diana, Princess of Wails

Kate Middleton, Traitor

Marie Antoinette, Cake Lover

Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sucksex


Original/Non-Celebrity captions


Alexandra, the senior editor for Thin Skin Publishing, takes on the roles of words magically written on her face by a man whose book she rejected

Amber, after seducing a number of men into cheating on their girlfriends, pisses off the wrong gf and gets blackmailed into forced celibacy that includes wearing an easily misunderstood shirt

ATF agents Maya Gutierrez and Angie Stoltz work their new assignments after becoming nationally famed for their asses

Brandy McWine, founder of Mothers Exposing Licentious Filth, makes a fool of herself on national TV

Carissa the would-be shoplifter is forced to atone by verbally abusing herself and flashing her tits to customers

Carla Lamen, psychology professor required by an academic review board to serve as a 'hot gurl' mentee to one of her students to make up for giving the student an F

Celina Campos, a bride to be, has her wedding usurped by her fiance's ex and gets reduced to the position of flower girl

Claire Belle, Old West former sheriff who lost a duel and became a debased example of power held by the new gang in charge

Claire Dicks, one of the best anglers in deep sea fishing, has become a horny and naked bimbo trophy of a former rival

Daisy makes the mistake of joining a training program/phone app suggested by her ex-boyfriend, keeping her locked up and obeying exercise goals given to her by people watching her

Fiona Mabel, a former author, has been claimed under contract and works for her new owner while wearing a dress made of the manuscript of work she planned to publish

Gina, an NPS ranger, realizes it's too hot for her uniform after the flash of a camera taking her picture

Irina Reyes, known artist turned into an exhibit of her former protege

Professor Jane Wentworth, who hates basketball, is demoted to a cheerleader/mascot/clown for the basketball team named Miss Ballin Baller

Jennifer Loughlin, former Head of Development in the hardware section of a company, demoted to the lowest level of tech support

Jennifer Redbook, renamed Cunnawabum (nicknamed Cunnywetbum), has a deal for protecting her ancestral lands from a lumber company turned against her

Leslie, a thief, has pissed off a warlock and finds all her criminal efforts sexually undermined

Lily Harmon, a librarian, attempts to shush an older teen boy loudly watching porn and is turned into his paper bag wearing plaything

Principal Cochol is tricked by students into adopting a skanky new dress code and taking orders from a fake educational oversight program

Professors Candy (Candace), Randy (Miranda), and Handy (Handan) forced to become Faculty Ambassadors for Retention and Teaching to raise money for their university 

Professors Teresa Szabo, Darcy Paton, Adelina Patrice, and Lynnett Hayford are forced to become live-in faculty aides to a frat that orders them to form a naked Mt. Ass

Queen Fillia, deposed by her own superstitious citizenry, now must obey her former advisor turned King Fenton

Rebecca Able, former senior electrician turned into a bimbo who has trouble screwing in her practice light bulb

Rivah, a street punk, makes the mistake of wandering into Bitches of East End territory

Sharon Stevens, VP of Sales at a company, speaks to a reporter about her misfortune from a surgery mix-up (or is it) that gave her a boob job, permanent makeup, and other changes 

Sister Mary Mary is forced by drugs to sin it up with sex, drugs and lots of swearing

Tiffany, a spoiled college girl who was once a high school mean girl, undergoes "testing" after a "prank" by someone she used to torment causes gross changes to her body

Tyria the barbarian warrior forced by local roughs to work as a naked, unwashed tavern wench


Text-in-image captions


Batgirl controlled by latex suit forced on her by Joker

Lauren Laurits turned Lauren Largetits, humiliated and demoted professor turned freshman and mentee of one of her own former students

Vera, a former renowned surgeon demoted to nurse, continues her professional descent as she loses her degree, goes back to school and serves as a humiliating teaching "assistant" (sequel to a B-Rex caption)

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